I'll be home for Christmas,
You can count on me. Please have snow and mistletoe
And presents under the tree.
We had quite a bit of fall break.
Now we are well prepared for the winter.
And is sure to come
PS Tobias wears a fashionable sunglasses from France.
And the hairdresser, he was not still.
| gardener Tobel love water and have developed a unique technology , while watering the plants and to wash the feet, socks and shoes. Gaertner ravine like water and adopted a unique technique to giving water to the plants, to wash their feet, socks and shoes - all at the same time. |
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying. No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ...
For more fun, please read the following Google translations -)
Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drink it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, Come on man, I was just kidding. Here, I'll buy you a drink. I just can not see a man crying. No, it is not so. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car I found out that it was stolen. The police, they said they could do anything. I got a cab to return home and after I paid the cab driver and the cab was gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I came home, only to find my wife was sleeping with the gardener. I went home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life you show up and drink my poison ...
Russian ...
Там это немного the guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He remains, as half an hour.
Then, it's in big trouble-making truck driver steps next to the it takes to drink with the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says Come on man, I was just joke. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just do not see a man cry. No, it's not. Today is the worst in my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building for my car, I found out it was stolen. Police, they said they could not do anything. I am a taxi to go home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab was, I discovered that I had left my wallet in the cab. My house only to find his wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I thought about the end of his life, then come and drink my poison ...
German ...
Es ist das kleine Kerl sitzt in a bar with his drink. He will remain for half an hour.
Then, that great difficulties truck driver steps next to him is the drink from the guy, and just drinks all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, Come on man, I was only joking. Here, I'll buy another drink. I can not tell a man to cry. No, it is not so. Today is the worst day of my life. First, sleepy, and I was late for an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I have often found it was stolen. The police, they said they could not do anything. I have a taxi to return home, and after I paid the taxi driver and the car had gone, I found that I my whole wallet in the cab. I was at home only to my wife in bed with the gardener. I got home and came to this bar. And when I thought of to put an end to my life, you and drink my poison ...
French ...
Il ya ce petit garçon assis dans un bar, juste en regardant son verre. Il reste que, comme pour une demi-heure.
Ensuite, ce gros problème de conducteur de camion à pas beside him, takes the drink of man and drink only that.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver said, Come on man, I'm just kidding. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can not see a man cry. No, that's not it. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I discovered it was stolen. The police, they said they could not do anything. I got a taxi back home, and after paying the taxi driver and the taxi was gone, I think I left my wallet in the cab. I'm just at home find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I thought of ending my life, introduce yourself and drink my poison ...
A Lady Goes To Her priest one day and tells HIM, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison; "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered. "
We live in Germany.
Germany is a small country.
Well, relatively small.
Therefore, there are many in our neighbors.
It also says it would be so many of us lawyers.
neighbors argue, however, not always. But
demarcation needs to be.
We see from the pictures.
is room for a fence is not, unfortunately, Daimler would otherwise scratched. Therefore you
has created a clear color distinction between the driveway of the neighbor.
or exit? It is conceptually not agree.
Maybe inside a turning plate, and both neighbors turn left out of pure and right?
In any case, no third party is allowed to park in front of the garage!
Also note the roof - neatly separated ...
If you are now considered in which the tricycle garage Tobias, is
we must still explain to you the following: first
We are making such a distinction with no nonsense.
second Tobias does not have a tricycle.
third Our neighbors are very nice.